Ballpark Snack Adventurer Pillows

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Garlic Free Zone.

Currently Boston

Beer Order

Test your patience, back in one hour.

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Lizard Amusement Park

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

tnl of lv

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Four Horsemen.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

The interminable!

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'Yes, Haffner appears to be tiring...'

“You must be this self aware and emotionally secure to go on this ride”

'Yo, Danny! The pitcher's complaining about the crowd noise. Turn it down!'

Man in bumper car sees traffic cop on bumper-car style motorcycle

Tunnel of Love Just Friends.

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

'Dad says we have to walk 20 miles in the snow, barefoot, just to get to the first ride.'

Baseball Angels

Born to play ball.

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Extreme Bowling.

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"Mum.... I need to poo."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

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