Stadium Stalker Mugs

'We ran out of cups.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Beer Order

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Official Team Cap With Beard

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Football player has head instead of ball.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Fan-Centric Stadium

Arch of Triumph Save

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

A Not So Grand Slam.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Football fans in corona times

"There are 45,000 people at the stadium but only 500 of them bought tickets...the other ones are security guards for our 250 million euro player!"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.