Stadium Prankster Mugs

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

"This is the only time of the year when we get to hit the children."

'See, I told you this electric fence would come in handy.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

"It was a professional hit..."

Bahrain F1

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

Bowled out.

Skiers

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"I think Wendy likes me... she kept the spitwad I threw at her!"

Whistling

'Poor old Fred at home. He thinks I'm out selling Tupperware.'

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

'I'm not sure that mentioning your diploma in 'Monkey Business' really helps your resume...'

"O.K., now, when a teacher comes out, everybody look straight up."

'How about a cream pie? A cream pie might work.'

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

Everything was fine until Becky's little sister decided to skip double.

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

Footballer uses the ref's foam to shave.

'I told you to pick me up around the corner.'

The Devil playing a prank on a homeless person.

Bully playing conkers with a computer.