Football Prankster Mugs

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears