Football Prankster Gifts

'The bite was great but you forgot to clutch your face and fall to the ground waving an imaginary card...'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"