Station Stalker Mugs

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I know you like your stallions tall Mary, but a clydesdale?'

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

"This way, O' Brien."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

I have no problem chasing a stick. I mean, as long as it's for a good cause.

Stationery Officer

"The next downtown local train has entered a rift in the space-time continuum, and will arrive in 3027."

What are the chances?

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

'...And that's tonight's news. Now, here's our Station Manager with another one of his outrageously wrongheaded editorials....'

'Some buck lure this is. I drank three bottles and haven't seen one buck.'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'Trainspotters'

'As station manager, I'd like to apologize to any morons our t.v. editorial may have offended.'

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

'There will be no editorial from our Station Manager tonight, because he's still in jail from his last editorial.'

"He lost his Season Ticket."

'Here to reply to last night's editorial by our Station Manager, is our Station Manager, who has changed his mind....'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

'Okay Bob, but this is the last time. . . Honestly, if that stick is so important to you, you're going to have to learn to take better care of it.'

Rusty was a very smart dog.

Dog wants to be walked.