Stadium Streaker Prints

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Beer Order

"Awfully quiet... Must be a big game on!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Rock & Roll

Arch of Triumph Save

Fan-Centric Stadium

George Best

Football drummer

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'I hired a local guide. He knows every square inch of this stadium...'

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

What are the chances?

Cricket.

'Everything else was sold out. Stop whining about the end zone seats.'

'Hey! This isn't a sold-out crowd! It's just a bunch of cartoon humps symbolizing a sold-out crowd!'

"Why do footballers never shake a fist when they miss?"

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

"Your husband has been diagnosed with 'football fever.' It's a common illness this time of year."

The fifty metre hurdles.One of the hardest events in athletics.

"He lost his Season Ticket."

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

Football today

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

"This is a great place for someone with Tourette's - you come here, you're just like everyone else."