Stadium Mischief Prints

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Ref shows footballer green card.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

'I could have sworn it was the cavalry!!'

"I'll call you back. I'm in a meeting."

'I don't want to hear your problems, Hawkins---take your troubles five doors down, to our for-crying-out-loud! department'

"My math teacher says I should consider becoming a teacher some day."

"Do I make you nervous, young man?"

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

"The Internet is down, so I got bored. They'll understand."

'I can't play any tunes, it's just used for hiding my farts after dinner.'

Lonely Trump Rally in Tulsa

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

Those bubble wrap kids.

"I'm turning myself in-now can I claim the reward?"

'I keep getting leadership mixed up with incitement.'

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

"I had a feeling they wouldn't stop at artificial turf."

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'We ran out of cups.'

Soccer Match.

"My strength is the strength of ten because I'm fourteen."

'Oh, how sweet! You're illegally downloading our song!'

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"