Stadium Shenanigans Prints

Football ground toilets include one for mascots.

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

'She'll never look for me here.'

"Mum, I got the job!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

I was hoping you might convince him by demonstrating the quality of the product.

"Forget about eating homework, I need you to carry my backpack!"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Since our stadium was built with taxpayer support, I regret to inform you that all incentive and signing bonuses must be returned.'

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"It was a professional hit..."

'All the fourth grade guys took a blood oath not to learn anything during the summer.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

"Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero."

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

'I got caught cribbing from Charley Jones' laptop!'

Santa pees his name in rooftop snow.

"You might fake an illness at home, but here, only a fever makes her a believer."

Sports fans wear the number of their seats in the stadium.

'Do not even think about it, Ron!'

'Hot! Hot!'

'Isn't it amazing how we can fall asleep standing?'

'I demand a second opinion!'

'No Billy! I am not ready to see you yet!'

'I sent Higgins on a wild goose chase so we could get some work done.'

"We don't need to talk! I need to YELL!!!!!"

Boy shouting at and frightening an old lady

"Stealing office supplies, eh? I'm in for murder one!"

"Every time I got frustrated with my computer, I would slam on the keyboard. This time the keyboard fought back."