Stadium Rocker Prints

Football drummer

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

Beer Order

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

'..The wolves have got the sheep pinned against their own 1-yard line again!'

Football player has head instead of ball.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Arch of Triumph Save

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

He said nothing about being cremated before his remains were scattered on the pitch.

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

George Best

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."