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"That book was so cliche. Can you believe the butler actually did it?"

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Tiny Visions

Boy pilot.

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

Two airplanes

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Airliner

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Cat on Board.

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

Sunset Attraction

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Do not pass.

'Look! There's Santa!'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Mile High Club

"I wonder where they nest..."

'The only thing that made sense was the violence.'

'I told her not to follow me!'

"Well, I've been struggling to write a book about my struggle to write a book..."

"Sorry, but your personal life story just isn't very original."

Writer Will Work For One Good Plot Idea

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

Plane Migration.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'This one's for coffee.'