Santa Sightseer T-Shirts

'-if it wasn't you at 'Toys-R-Us then it was your double!'

Easter Island legs

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Tiny Visions

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

Santa CGI Effect

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'And that,and that,and that...'

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

The Reindeer Strike

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

"The cookies are always stale."

He Sees You When You're Sleeping

Great Moment in North Pole History