Saintly Sightseer T-Shirts

Things to do in the area.

Next World Tours

Easter Island legs

Tiny Visions

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Look! There's Santa!'

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"The lost password department's that way."

Virgin Mary: World's Best Mom.

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

Welcome to Echo Point/Out of Order

'-if it wasn't you at 'Toys-R-Us then it was your double!'

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

Camera strain

Monk

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

Scenic Route.

''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'

The Ascension of the Rose of Lima

Heaven II

"So what's his story?"

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

"Hey, great death!"

"I remember behavior like that being followed by fire and brimstone."

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"