Saintly Sightseer Pillows

Next World Tours

Easter Island legs

Tiny Visions

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Look! There's Santa!'

"Relax, I grade on the curve."

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

"The lost password department's that way."

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

Saint George's Day: 'You can understand why they made him England's Patron Saint.'

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

'I'm real sorry. It was all the 'blonde' jokes you told.'

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

Welcome to Echo Point/Out of Order

Camera strain

"You'll soon get used to it, being deceased is fun."

Proposed solution to repugnant and obsolete St. Patrick's Day parade: add more saints.

'-if it wasn't you at 'Toys-R-Us then it was your double!'

Monk

''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'

Scenic Route.

"So what's his story?"

Saint Christopher

Heaven II

The Ascension of the Rose of Lima

Girl Spots Santa Claus on Nursery Tiles

"I remember behavior like that being followed by fire and brimstone."

We don't have a 'reasonable doubt' rule up here!

"I'm really excited about this opportunity, but I'm hoping there's room to negotiate the title? What about 'Rise-to-the-Occasion-Mary', or 'Cool-Under-Pressure-Mary'?"

"Hey, great death!"