Saint Spotter Pillows

Tiny Visions

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Save Our Universe

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Moon: Made in China

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Next World Tours

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'Look! There's Santa!'

Do not pass.

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

"We're going have to build higher walls."

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"I love their use of space"

Enemies of the Earth

'Euston, we have a problem...'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

One Way/Two Ways.