Santa Sightseer Prints

'-if it wasn't you at 'Toys-R-Us then it was your double!'

Easter Island legs

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

Tiny Visions

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Santa CGI Effect

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

The Reindeer Strike

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

'After you ask him for the pony, ask him to pay for your college education.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

He Sees You When You're Sleeping