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Santa Claus's Mail

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Santa Dog

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Filming Christmas

Hot Tub Frosty

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

Meet Santa's entourage