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The Yachtsman

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Save Our Universe

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Fly Tightrope walker

Shark Chum

It's for you.

Shark Fishing

'Why did he cut the chicane - the giant spider isn't on the track, he's on our screen.'

"We're here doing PR. The army arrives next week."

"We're going have to build higher walls."

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

'Now slow down for a minute...I can hear you just fine, but what does 'Gargle! Gulp, Gargle!' mean?'