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'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mind the whale, dear."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Sand danger

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"From downtown...the shark scores!"

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."