Shark Spotters Pillows

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

Sand danger

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

A man runs on the water from a shark.

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'