Shark Diver Pillows

'I think that shark has swallowed George - look how sick it is.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Beach con-man.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'The Questioner'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Shark infested custard!

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Sand danger

Ice Fishing

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Guide fish.

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I hate evolution!'

Shark food pyramid.