Shark Diver Pillows

'I think that shark has swallowed George - look how sick it is.'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

Beach con-man.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

'The Questioner'

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Shark infested custard!

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Ice Fishing

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Sand danger

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Guide fish.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Wait – is that your dad? Tunnel of Love.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I hate evolution!'