Submarine Spotters Pillows

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Save Our Universe

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"They look like pickles."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Moon: Made in China

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

We come in pieces!

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...

'Take me to your feeder,'

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

"He chases submarines."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Don't tell anyone, but I'm pretty sure I saw a TR-38 last night. I was lounging on my roof, bathed in the supple blue glow of my iPad, iPhone, Kindle, Apple Watch, laptop and mini TV. Like ususal. Suddenly, I had the inexplicable urge to turn them all off. That's when it came into view: A huge, black, triangle floating right over me. It began to vibrate, and suddenly a single thought was projected into my head. "Keep at least one of these things off please. Your gigantic wattage is messi

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"Slow down Mormph!....and for Zog's sake, eyes straight, hands at and 2 and for the love Zog...stay away from the sun!"