Submarine Spotters Pillows

Man ice fishing when submarine telescope comes out of the fishing hole.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Save Our Universe

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"They look like pickles."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

Moon: Made in China

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

We come in pieces!

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"He chases submarines."

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

"Sorry to trouble you, ma'am. We've got a report of a gas leak. If I could just step inside for a minute..."

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"