Airport Spotter Gifts

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

The Scanner Of Love.

Boy pilot.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Disinformation booth.

Moon: Made in China

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Airliner

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Two airplanes

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

Cat on Board.

Kathryn Morris

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Sunset Attraction

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."