Airport Spotter T-Shirts

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Boy pilot.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

Moon: Made in China

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Disinformation booth.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Airliner

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

Two airplanes

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Cat on Board.

Sunset Attraction

'It's very exclusive - if you bump into a celebrity you get a full refund.'

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Should I as for an autograph? The cow's famous. It was in a Far Side cartoon."

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

"She's all yours."

Maps of the Human Genome