Airplane Spotter T-Shirts

"This is what's left sir! Still proceed to fly sir?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Save Our Universe

"They look like pickles."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Boy pilot.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Moon: Made in China

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Airliner

We come in pieces!

"I don't like the looks of that!"

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Two airplanes

'I guess they're not here for contact.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

I'm gonna need to see some unidentification.

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Take me to your feeder,'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"