Airplane Spotter T-Shirts

"This is what's left sir! Still proceed to fly sir?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Save Our Universe

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Friends and enemies of the Earth.

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

"They look like pickles."

Boy pilot.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

The government is lying to us about life on the moon phobia.

Moon: Made in China

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

Take me to your market leader.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"I don't like the looks of that!"

We come in pieces!

Airliner

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Two airplanes

'...And hurry up - I told you to go to the toilet before we left home.'

"They're very time-sensitive."

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Eviction Notice for Earth...

Commonly confused homonyms: Frigate and Frigate

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"