Planespotting T-Shirts

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

Jetplane flying through clouds.

Plane Spotters Club

"He's no hat and all corgis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

Boy pilot.

A trevor of trainspotters

'Hey, that one looks just like a visible mass of condensed water vapour floating in the atmosphere.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

Two airplanes

Airliner

"I've had a sore throat ever since we moved near the airport!"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

"She's all yours."

For Sale: Red Arrow

"I wonder where they nest..."

"Unfortunately, what we thought to be the black box turned out to be the navy blue box"

Mile High Club

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

COP26

'I told her not to follow me!'

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

'Now we have the chief executive of Wigwam rail, how can you justify the enormous fair increases.'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

Plane Migration.

"Check it out! That's an airplane, sweetie!"

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

'This one's for coffee.'

'I went to wash the wheels on that European Airbus A380 by myself. I didn't know it had 22 wheels.'

'For the benefit of the passenger who joined the train at Watford Junction, this is the non-stop London to Birmingham High-Speed service.'

Air traffic controllers, as always, cool, calm and collected.