Ufo Buffs T-Shirts

'Low fat, high fiber. We'll come back tonight for the rest of them.'

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

How am I abducting?

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Alien Assumption

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Not now, Oliver."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

How life on Earth really got its start.

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Elevator Music

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'