Ufo Follower Mugs

'Sure, but it'll take us a month of sundays to get parts.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'From Earth? -- You're not that Geraldo guy, are you?'

"Greetings, Earthling - Are you a worker or a drone?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Alien Assumption

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

dog vs UFO...

"Take me to your mechanic."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"I told you to wash the car, but no..."

Elevator Music

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'I think it's safe to say that there used to be life here on the moon, but that it's now extinct.'