Comet Tracker Prints

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"Great, the end of the world and I'm going to be first on facebook with pictures!!"

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

'Steroids.'

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

Elephant Tracks.

'It looks like our time is up.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'Well, is there someone with the aptitude to solve this kind of problem who didn't decide to become a hedge fund manager?'

We are not alone!

"Delusional scientific elitist..."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Sorry, I already have a Comet!'

"A comet rushes towards earth and will wipe us out? These stupid scientists and their scaremongering! If that's true I'll buy you a beer."

Shooting in Ireland

Astronomical observations.

'So, no matter how bad things may look, you just have to say to yourself, 'Hey, it's not the end of the world!''

Nativity with the star crashing into the stable.

Astronomers Dr. Hitt and Dr. Earth try to choose a name for their discovery

"I've got vertigo."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's a planet-killing comet heading here, and only the military has the resources to secretly evacuate all the V.I.P.s and their families before it hits.'

'Don't look at me - I didn't have anything to do with Tunguska!'

'It's nothing to worry about - Meteors fall to earth all the time.'