Satellite Trackers T-Shirts

As a defunct 6.5 ton NASA satellite falls to earth. . . scientists aim to pin-point the exact location of where the debris will land. . . using the time honoured method.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Moon: Made in China

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

Goose checking his GPS.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

Elephant Tracks.

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

"I love their use of space"

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

We are not alone!

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'