Satellite Trackers T-Shirts

As a defunct 6.5 ton NASA satellite falls to earth. . . scientists aim to pin-point the exact location of where the debris will land. . . using the time honoured method.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Moon: Made in China

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

NHS targets.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Goose checking his GPS.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"This is Matt with your five day forecast, on location."

Solar car with automatic navigation system, automatically choosing sunny routes.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'I'm NOT sweating -- those are OCEANS!'

"These, my son, are the tracks of a very dangerous animal we should always try to avoid..."

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

Elephant Tracks.

"I love their use of space"

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Rex, come up here and mark your territory."

"My GPS got an upgrade...if you argue with it, it REALLY tells you where to go!"

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

The scourge of the 'burbs, cable pirates board another innocent hom in their unceasing search for that one extra channel, the occasional first-run movie, or the highly-prized pay-per-view sports events..

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

We are not alone!

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'wow, I can't believe we never noticed that!'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'