Submarine Chaser T-Shirts

"He chases submarines."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"You left this on our ship."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I love this time of day."

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'You caught it, you gut it!'

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Lounging by the pool

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Things I love about Powell River...

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Segregated Beach

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Summertime.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Birds talking about package holiday makers - "Amazing how they find there way back every year."

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'He's an attorney. He came with the software package, to verify software licensing compliance.'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'You do Botox?'

Dreaming of Holidays.

'Perhaps the surest evidence intelligent life exists out there is the fact it hasn't revealed itself to us thus far.'

Rating the Sunset

Financially Secure Romantic with sufficient fire in belly seeks damsel in distress...

'Take me to your lawyer.'

"Says he's one of the MacMartian Clan."

'If you don't have schools on your planet we'd like to go with you!'