Paper Chase Enthusiast Pillows

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

'Good new. . . we're moving you to a bigger desk!'

'What is it Spot? What are you trying to tell me?'

"Just as I thought! You used our competitor's paper for your resume!"

-"Wife and kids?" -"No, a photo of a set of beautifully prepared accounts."

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

He waited for the next wave of regulations to arrive.

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

'Making staff get a sick note after one day is essential if we're to make the whole system work more efficiently!'

"Not succinct or to the point Ambrose...just how we like it!"

Fenton always makes a backup hard copy of his mental notes.

Colin finds it difficult to let go of paperwork.

'Hang on a minute! We forgot to write down that check number in the giant register...'

International House of Paperwork

IN, IN OVER MY HEAD

Federal Bureau of Bureaucrats: 'Regulation - the mother's milk of politics!'

'I got confused by the news system so filed everything under 'M' for miscellaneous!'

'She files things on a biblical basis. Seek and ye shall find.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

"He may be dead but according to this survey his paperwork is WORLD CLASS!"

"You go on without me; I'm just going to riffle through some papers. I so love to riffle."

Speech - no, he's going to ask his boss for a rise.

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Oh I don't work here, I just love filling out forms."

'First, I want you to get your dependents off my desk.'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'This is Henry, he'll show you the ins and outs.'

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

'911!'