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"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"Out damn Spot

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Blue Stockings - Female poet who has not sold any of her books

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

The Forbidden Joyce Kilmer

My God, I need to fart.

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Stephen Spender.

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Thomas Hardy

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Sinking with your heart

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

Noise Pollution

'Howard's doing things he's always wanted to with his redundancy money.'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I want you to meet What's-His-Name, the much-misunderstood writer."

'Want to make it two out of three?'

Lord Byron

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Leda knew it was serious when the visited Ikea together.

Limerick Airport

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"