Justice Pursuer T-Shirts

'Fortunately, you have enough money to get the law on your side.'

FIFA Scandal

Trial by Media

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"Good boy."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

The Three Wise Queens

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

I love Lawyers

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Government a la Carte

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Now that's a win."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Arizona In Black

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'