Justice Pursuer T-Shirts

'Fortunately, you have enough money to get the law on your side.'

Trial by Media

"Good boy."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

The Three Wise Queens

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'How do you plead, in twenty-five words or less?'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

I love Lawyers

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

"I'd like to book 10 days going anywhere they've never heard of Brexit."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Now that's a win."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Wal-Mart Ruling

Arizona In Black

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

Truth

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

MLK

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."