Pixel Pilot Gifts

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

The Computer Bore

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Rage.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Servicemen.

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Walking Luggage.

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Pilot with champagne.

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Homo Gamus

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

The World Wide Web.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Not now, Oliver."

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

The World's Easiest Airport

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

Broomstick crash.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

TSA Noah

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Cow Blue Arrows