Digital Perfectionist Gifts

"This office is state of the art. Human error has been replaced by computer glitches."

The Computer Bore

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Bullseye!

Homo Gamus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Deadlines, Inc.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'Our expenses have decreased 20 per cent since we started refilling our own ink jet cartridges.'

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"In this series, the artist is in dialogue with her printer."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

A tailor measuring a jacket.

"For future security questions, the name of your first pet should include a minimum of eight uppercase and lowercase letters, numbers and special characters."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

Job Security

"It needs a lot of editing."

'Young lady, stop talking to your dad in such a disrespectful way! After all he's a man with degrees and can fill in his unemployment benefit application in five different languages!'