Photoshop Perfectionist Mugs

The Computer Bore

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

Homo Gamus

'Thanks to the huge bonus, I find myself forced to admire you.'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'Miss Pringle, I run a tight ship! What is this piece of paper doing on my desk?'

"We feel you're over analyzing things a bit too much."

Man and woman buying furniture.

'Quick, press control Z!'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Deadlines, Inc.

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"Being happy with one's work is the kiss of death."

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Sleeping on the Job

'It's a nice font but before deciding we'd really like to see your font library.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Job Security

"Quit moving"

"It needs a lot of editing."

Using a social media app to date

Social lens of the photojournalist