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'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"I've edited your Wikipedia entry again, Sadie. You're about to be inundated with phone calls from the press." "Whatever, geek-boy." "You're now the world's foremost authority on Turkey leprosy, the disease that's threatening to ruin the holidays." "No one'll believe that." "Oh yeah? I wrote a Wikipedia page for Turkey leprosy, too, along with examples of all the historical figures it's killed, such as the Archduke of Crushistan." "There is no 'Crushistan.'" "I've written a Wikipedia entry for C

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'Can you redo this manuscript, John, and make it less stupid?'

The Press

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"Well, no wonder you can't think! There's your brain over there on the floor!"

Stonehenge Imitation

Man looking in mirror and says 'help'.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'You sure you've got Photoshop experiance.'

Directors Chair and Others.

Royal Pic Photoshop

'This is Photoshop. It's like the beauty salon of the Internet.'

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

'I think it's called Photoshop.'

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

"I need an editor."

"Just take the picture. I'll Photoshop in something really big when we get home."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

Dear Author: Benign way of saying no. Sincerely, The Editors.

Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

"Your best bet is photoshop."

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

Badly Drawn. Please Photoshop.

"Fancy biting your gold medal just because a photographer told you to."

"I'd like to see what we can do about fixing your aspect ratio."

Chemoco International

Spin doctor arriving at an emergency.

'The numbers should look better this quarter since they've been photoshopped.'