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"Guilty? Do you realize how that would diminish my personal brand?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"She looks just like in your photos."

'When you do the article, is there any way that you can squeeze the factory into the picture?'

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

"Didn't you get the memo? The boss said he was bringing in some experts to help with the company's rebranding."

"I refuse to discuss my selfless passion for public service until my hair, makeup and lighting are perfect."

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

"If I'm coming across as shallow, uncaring and egocentric, talk to my image manager."

'Welcome to Reputation Makeover! Tonight, my team and I will try to repair the tattered reputations of those appearing on other reality shows!'

"'Killer Whale' is terrible branding. From now on, people will call you 'Happy Silly Fun Fish.'"

"Would you like your real size or one that artificially inflates your ego?"

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

'Over the years our company has acquired a face of its own.'

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Can you make me slimmer, get out some grays, and reduce my wrinkles? Oh, so what you're asking is that I leave and come back ten years ago.

Hike Difficulty 1. Instagram Worthiness 8.

"Your best bet is photoshop."

"When they get injured now, the physio goes on first followed by their stylist and image consultant..."

You called? Yes, I need a new image!

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Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been readng written?

'What bothers me is that we all look so successful.'

'We've written an honest speech that presents you ‘warts and all.' All you need is a voice coach, image consultant and makeup artist.'