Online Image Enthusiast Pillows

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Likes: $2.

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Candid Camera store.

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"She looks just like in your photos."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Snapshots in Time

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Smile

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

I e-bay t-shirt.