Digital Image Lover Pillows

"Really? Mine has pictures of you from the party last night!"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Office pics on dinner table.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

Mount Rushmore.

"AI designed my statue."

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"Close with yours truly, Phil, and coudl you sprinkle a few appropriate emoticons around?"

Strategies that will always work

Spiel-Berg.

"This sure makes my job easier."

"Something has corrupted my files again."

The Reaper family on Holidays

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

Let me stand behind that one and you take my picture.

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

'The ceremony is going to be so romantic. We're writing our vows in emoticons.'

"We're proud that Jeremy is a budding artist. He got 'A' in a class for downloading clip art."

"Wait, I'm not just a turkey! I'm also an N.F.T.—a thing that you don't understand but that your friends have told you to invest in and definitely not eat."

Ascent of Digital Man

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

The revised 12 days of Christmas

Rabbit pulls down fellow rabbit's ears as photo is taken, instead of making 'rabbit ears'.

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

Southwark Cathedral

'...and that was last Wednesday. Here's what I had for dinner last Thursday...'