Digital Photographer Pillows

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Computer Bore

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

My First Camera

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Vlad the Impala

'Now that's an afro!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Elfie Stick

Early photobombing

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Happy Easter

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."