Digital Snapshot Enthusiast Pillows

Childbirth Selfie

My First Camera

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'Honey, bring the camera, he's standing on one leg!!!'

"She looks just like in your photos."

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

Smile

Snapshots in Time

The Desert Island Package

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Mission Impossible: The Family Photo

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'What do you mean you 'forgot' the camera?!'

"Great photo."

Say cheese!

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Bunny Pranks

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Social Struggles

'Nice smile.'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.