Snapshot Lovers Pillows

'The fishermen are taking a photo of him: Typical Bill, he's making a face...'

My First Camera

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Now that's an afro!'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Office pics on dinner table.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

Mount Rushmore.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

The Desert Island Package

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Great photo."

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

Say cheese!

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

The Press

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"He's a terrific photographer but weddings are not his specialty."

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Okay but what is your 'job-job?'"

Two reporters interview each other.

'Dad's always wanting to take pictures. it's so hard to smile with your mouth full.'

"They grow up so fast."

"Say 'cheese'!"

'Neat photo Lucy, I'll put it up in my room... Do you have any drawing pins?'

'This photo is hardly suitable for your misery memoir.'

'Excuse me, would you mind...?'

The director said 'cut'!