Digital Photography Pillows

'Still having trouble setting your .63 inch camera? When are you going metric?'

'Uh, mom. That 'mole' on the photo that you've been trying to erase for the last five minutes is a squashed fly on the monitor.'

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Tourists

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

My First Camera

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Now that's an afro!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Vlad the Impala

Evolution.

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

Happy Easter

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Happy Gnu Year!"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Early photobombing

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Elfie Stick

Superheroes take a selfie

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

'I'm not happy with his latest school photo.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'