Digital Design Pillows

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Hidden Facebook Features

Dance Enthusiasts.

'My computer is playing a cad and mouse game.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Copycats

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

Evolution.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

If nobody had invented graphics

Hair Crop Circle

"You know, there are other emojis."

Eureka!

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

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