Digital Creative Pillows

Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Evolution.

'There's nothing on.'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Barcode Dreams

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Geek fairies

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Mark Zuckerberg

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Robot Painter

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."