Digital Arts Pillows

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Barcode Dreams

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Evolution.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Geek fairies

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Mark Zuckerberg

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"It's not an actual hotdog, but digital ownership in a picture of an actual hotdog."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

Robot Painter

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

'for more obit info, go to...'

The Escape Key

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Internet Cafe

"Just right click, save as, and now you own the complete works of William Shakespeare."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Goodnight Social Media.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''