Digital Culture Pillows

Better Living Through Technology

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

"Howard?! This is quite the contrast from your social media profile."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

"My data is bigger than your data."

'for more obit info, go to...'

Facebook Beggar.

"I don't like the food here, but the photos I paot make my friends envious."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Put that complaint to the top of the queue, have you seen how many Twitter followers he has?"

Teenage forks.

'I was apathetic when I was your age, too, but I didn't have an app for it.'

'What kind of defense is 'the phone apps made me do it'?'

'My social network friends would never find me. They'd look for a 20 years old, slim and sporty guy with curly hair.'

"If a man tweets and it doesn't appear in anybody's timeline, is it still a tweet?"

"I'm sorry the name you have chosen has already been taken. How about @james_chapman2335 or @chapjames992?"

Social Death

'Mom and dad were really spoiled. They never had to worry about recharging their phones.'

Liberty, equality, memory.

Man begging. Sign reads 'Homepageless please help'.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Second united church of the internet: Make Jesus your screen savior

The mobile phone as a flag

A teenager imagines how the world looked prior to the invention of the internet

Internet Cafe

Free Wifi

UnSocial Media Tips

"For my 15 minutes of fame I've gotten 60 days of social media abuse."

"No one is watching our glorious battle. They are all staring at the tablets. . ."

Surfing on your phone

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."