Digital Culture Aficionados Pillows

'The firm has unfriended me.'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

The Digital Family

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Fact amnesty"

Smartphone Sonogram

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

'for more obit info, go to...'

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Do you believe the world is all an illusion?" "I know it is. I know it can be bent by our collective will. When I was born, there were horses and buggies in the streets. But as soon as we all believed we could do it, we went to the moon." "Oh, I agree. That's why I'm trying to get the whole internet to retweet 'It's possible to upload our minds into immortal robot bodies.' If the entire hive mind of Earth tweets that at the same time, it's got to come true." "I hope not. I'd hate for you to end

Internet Cafe

"Please turn on your cell phones."

'There's a NAGGING blog?'

"I had my own blog for a while, but I decided to go back to just pointless, incessant barking."

Better Living Through Technology

Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a lifetime, but teach a cat to fish and it'll be on the internet forever.

'On the Internet we found weapons of mass intrusion.'

Facebook/Meta

Liking a Painting

Caveman at Computer

Modern Baby Mobiles

"We're too late - the zombie apocalypse has beaten us to this planet."